Wednesday 12 November 2014

Cold As Ever



Akpos and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

AKPOS  yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."

"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"