The Blind Erector

Akpos was trying to avoid paying doctor's fee after an eyes operation, so he says, "doctor, I still can't see"

The doctor then asks a sexy young and beautiful nurse to undress in front of him. Akpos then says "I can't see!"

Doctor tells nurse to open her legs again. Akpos says "doctor I can't see still."

The doctor answered "You are stupid, if you can't see, HOW COME YOU ARE HAVING AN ERECTION? Nurse, prepare his bill please!"

Temple of The Lord

Akpos and Esther were to get married in one week.

Two days to their wedding, Esther decides to stay in Akpos's house. In the middle of the night, Akpos got aroused and started touching Esther's breasts.

Esther got angry and told Akpos that her body is the temple of the lord.

And just when she thought it was over, Akpos answered saying, "Then let me worship there."

Tie Sex

KWAME: Akpos! Why do you put on tie during sex?

AKPOS: I want her to know I mean business!

Empty Stomach

AKPOS: I've got a stomach ache.

MUM: That's because you haven't eaten and your stomach is empty, so it hurts.

AKPOS: Now I know why daddy has headaches all the time. His head must be empty too.

Akpos girlfriend and the love for gifts.

Akpos girlfriend and the love for gifts.

"Honey I miss you, what are you getting me for EMEKA's burial?"

No Idea

Akpos was in the classroom one day and his teacher asked him a question.

TEACHER: Akpos! what do you call a deer with no eyes?

AKPOS: ''No idea" ma.

Example Of Pronouns

TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it.

JOHN: HER

TEACHER: Ok, your sentence?

JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers.

TEACHER: That's good. Yes who's next?

AKPOS: HIM

TEACHER: Your Sentence?

AKPOS: Give him him book. It's hims.