Expensive Girlfriend

AKPOS: Hi girl
GIRL: Yes, how can I help you?
AKPOS: I want you to be my girlfriend.
GIRL: Do you work in a bank?
AKPOS: No.
GIRL: Do you earn salary?
AKPOS: No.
GIRL: Do you have an apartment?
AKPOS: No.
GIRL: Do you have a range rover?
AKPOS: No.
GIRL: Then, there no way on earth I'll be your girlfriend.
AKPOS: But, what do I need an apartment for when I have a duplex in lekki? What do I need a range rover for when I have a porche, two ferraris, and a bugatti? Why do I need a salary when I'm the owner of two multi million dollar companies?
GIRL: Ok, I'm ready to be your girlfriend
AKPOS: No, not a chance!